shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

he dances like elaine from seinfeld lol

meladoodle:

I dont remember taking this video on Saturday night but I love it

wow so even australians can’t help but laugh at their accents??

coyotenegro:

CHRISTL MUDRAK

(Source: dnlhdt)

meladoodle:

superspykt:

meladoodle:

Hey guys I just entered a competition for a comedy thing and this is very very lame but I just decided to do it last minute. (VERY MAD THAT ONE OF THE CLIPS IS TERRIBLE QUALITY BUT OH WELL) I would really appreciate it if you guys could go to the video and comment/like it to show your support! 

Here it is!

I admit this was actually pretty funny

cheers mate!!!!

(Source: charliedayy)

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(Source: ki-i)

  1. Camera: iPhone 4
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/15th
  4. Focal Length: 3mm
dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

(Source: canadumb)

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.